By throwing its stinking-biggest boxer engine into one of its diminutive cafe race ... in a color BMW hasn't used since the 1970s called "Hotter than Pink," while likewise being color-coordinated ...

Now we gotta talk price, because as much as I love staring at this motorcycle, it's meant to be bought and ridden, though I'm not sure anyone told BMW. It's $21,590 minus destination and tax.