NEIGH-bours!”. Other embarrassing Christmas cracker jokes that make the list include “What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis”, “Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Christmas Cracker jokes are the WORST or are they the BEST ... What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis. What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

So if you’ve already torn through your Christmas bon bons and are looking for some more pearlers, wow your friends and family with these holiday zingers, cracker free.

And what better way to break the ice and set the tone than with a few classic Christmas cracker jokes? Crackers have long been a staple of the Christmas table, bringing with them a mix of puzzling ...

thortful tasked the UK to submit their Christmas Cracker jokes and vote for the joke they ... What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis 7. What did Adam say the day before ...

If you’re not familiar with Christmas Crackers, they’re small paper tubes that you crack open by pulling the ends apart. Inside those crackers are little plastic toys, paper crowns and jokes.

For the 11th year running, TV channel Gold has yet again challenged the nation to come up with the best topical Christmas cracker jokes for the annual competition, with jokes about Barbie ...

RTÉ Kids asked two Christmas Crackers to get cracking on jokes to bring some festive fun to the dark days of December. So, without further ado it's time for our Christmas Crackers. We've got ...

Christmas Cracker jokes are the WORST or are they the BEST ... What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis. What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

And what better way to do get things going then with some eye-rolling Christmas cracker jokes. The humble cracker has become synonymous with telling bad puns and ironic jokes around the table ...