This is no hoax. News of the gnome-nappings was reported in the local paper after police confirmed an investigation had been launched. "We thought 'Oh My God - we better keep quiet!", said Arthur.

Read by Voice Actor Ell Potter. It was a warm summers morning in Sherbet Springs and Monty McJingles, deputy head gnome, was peacefully enjoying his breakfast-pancakes- on his butterscotch balcony.