Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, He marched them up to the top of the hill And he marched them down again. And when they were up they were up, And when they were down they ...

which will be more of a sweat to remove. The Duke still clings to his corner in this file image old image. We're sure it will be prised off in due course. For now, the Grand old Duke of York is ...

We met Mrs. Paisley – addressed by Dr P as both “Eileen”, and “Mummy” – and I sampled more of her home-baked goodies that day than was probably appropriate. My most abiding memory of that visit was ...