Heart Eyes is like a box of assorted Valentine’s ... Shaw eventually flirts with Jay and Hobbs comes face to face with H.E.K. in a strobe-lit hallway, but neither character is amusing and ...

If you go to "Heart Eyes" hoping for a good old-fashioned rom-com, you'll get one. With a scene where someone's face gets viscerally squished by a machine press. If you go to "Heart Eyes" hoping ...