This crab is not happy. A crazy knife-wielding crab has been caught on camera menacing onlookers. The quick 30-second video clip shows a colorful crab clutching a kitchen knife in its front claw, b… ...

Everyone wants to have their “main character moment” — but maybe not when you’re the star of a horror film with a knife-wielding killer crab scratching at your tent.

It's unclear how exactly the crab got hold the knife, or even where this happened—though, to our very uneducated ears, it sounds a bit like the guys trying to not get cut up by the crab are ...

"This is like the 4th different video I've seen of a crab stealing a knife." But the poster thinks he knows the answer on this occasion and explained that the knife had some ribeye residue on it ...

“Thank you, Mr. Crab!” a little boy in a Spider-Man shirt said to Penn, ... and held the knife inches away from the apron — the pyramid-shaped flap near its tail.

Anyone who's ever dropped nets along the seawall and pulled up a Lake Pontchartrain blue knows that your average crab is not at a weapon deficit. Get any part of your flesh within striking ...