During a recent visit to Texas Health Hospital in Fort Worth, I noticed a paramedic whose facial features caught my attention. He had a long white beard that stretched way down to his belly button.

"White hair!" exclaims my barber ... That ship sailed away long ago, only I hadn't realised until it crashed horrendously on my barber's truth-spitting mirror. 3) What have I done with my life?

Far from looking like any of the more monstrous versions of the figure we’ve seen in cinema, this character looks like a grizzled old man with a white beard and large, wolf-like claws.