Apple or pear-shaped has been used to classify women, ... Find Out Your Beau's Body Shape - Pudding, Candle or Parsnip. by VR Sreeraman on November 20, 2011 at 7:03 PM. Facebook; Twitter; ...

Robbie Williams is definitely a parsnip. This is not an insult, but a guide to identifying his body shape. It seems that vegetables hold the key to men's bodies - from aubergines to green beans ...

A DAD-of-one got a hilarious surprise when he unearthed a rude looking parsnip on his allotment. On Thursday Paul Redding, 39, went to the allotment with his wife to get some vegetables to make sou… ...