I like to call them armored funds. Like medieval knights, these ETFs wear shining armor that can protect against the slings ...

"We joined a sword group for a while and fought in front of a bunch of people," Bryan says, "but then I got into the armor and the weapons and all of the accoutrements." It was slow going ...

saving a knight in shining armor from certain death. But the prince slips and as he falls, the knight and his steed race to return the favor. Then the two men fall in love. That story ...