A woman from Trebanog has expressed her disappointment at not getting a Valentine’s Day card after telling her husband not to get her a Valentine’s Day card. Ethel Undergunt told her husband not get ...

In a bold move to counter the infamous “sheep shagger” stereotype, the Welsh government has declared a Sheep Appreciation Day, inviting locals to celebrate their woolly companions with parades, games, ...

1. You enter a competition with Saga and win a round-the-world holiday for you and ten of your mates. It will last three months, full-board, and free bars wherever you go. Do you: a) Pack your bags. b ...

Bradley ‘Wiggins’ Bellend was adamant that he wasn’t going to let his foot touch the floor until the lights turned green. He told WalesOnCraic: “I like to show off my balancing prowess when I’m ...

President Donald Trump has announced new measures to tackle his country’s problem with overeating. The Tangerine Turd said that his ‘beautiful’ policy of making food unaffordable will help solve the ...

Officials at the Welsh Government have warned that anyone not pronouncing the word saucepan as ‘sospan’ will be immediately given a leaflet, politely asking them to leave the country. A spokesman for ...

Tarquin Smythe-Peacock and his family gave up looking and eventually took themselves and their cucumber sandwiches home after 5 hours. He told WalesOnCraic: “We couldn’t find the bloody place.

Facebook has launched a series of new Welsh emojis, which will allow lazy people to express their emotions without thinking too much. The new set includes emojis such as ‘Tidy’, ‘Llol’, and ‘Tamping, ...

The race to become the new leader of the Conservative Party is to be settled with a mud wrestle in a Lidl car park. The party is seeking a new leader after Rishi Sunak joined the travelling circus as ...

The Mango Mussolini has said that the US population already eats like it has free health care and wants to dial back the product’s success. He told reporters: “We’ve got this tariff, some say it’s the ...

Students will learn how to park wherever they want, drive up people’s arses, and how to lean out of the window and wolf-whistle at women. Chief Instructor Andy Shandy told WalesOnCraic: "The typical ...