Albufeira’s “endless number of bars, pulsating nightlife and cheap accommodation in ugly, modern apartment ... calling the region a “town of drunk Brit meltdown”. Moreover, one review ...

How about the Hanukkah-blue sweater with a brown llama in black hat, ear holes included. Also, he’s sporting Hasidic sidelocks. These festive outfits are definitely of the “ugly sweater” ilk ...

The sweater fell to the floor but the man was too drunk to noticed and just swayed in his spot. In a moment of utter pettiness, I quickly reached down and grabbed his sweater, pushing it behind me ...

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