Many of us like nothing more than to spend our time batting Simpsons quotes back and forth with family and friends, and none are more amusing than the greats from Homer himself. The Quote ...

May 12, Marks the 62nd birthday of four-fingered, donut-loving, beer-drinking, Springfield resident, Homer Simpson (believe it or not).

Favorite Homer Simpson Quotes. Homer: That Monkeys Paw is going to make our dreams ... sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the ...

The Quote: “D’oh!” Why We Love It: Homer’s classic go-to phrase captures his doltish nature perfectly, and is adopted for usage in most of his day-to-day activities. Bonus point! An ...

Homer Simpson Quotes. Mr. Burns: ... Some of us don't eat pork, some of us don't eat shellfish, but we all of us love chicken. Mulism: You can simmer it in a tajeet. Jew: In a soup, ...

50 Best Homer Simpson Quotes Of All Time. ... Why We Love It: Because it’s worth letting this one slip when attending humdrum social occasions in an attempt to shake loose fellow film fans.

Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer! I've brought an assortment of jerkies. (Apu hands Marge the jerkies.) Homer: Ooh, did you swipe those from work? Bart: Well, that's what we learned about. I sure as ...

50 Best Homer Simpson Quotes Of All Time. Features. ... Why We Love It: Homer’s knowledge of his own behaviour is both poignant and amusing at the same time. Weasels. The Quote: ...

50 Best Homer Simpson Quotes Of All Time. Features. By Gem Seddon published 10 April 2014 ... Why We Love It: Homer’s classic go-to phrase captures his doltish nature perfectly, ...