Oct 17, 2018 · Seinfeld S02E04 - George Costanza cant drink coffee

George: So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next think I knew she was mopping the floor with me. Jerry: So how was it? George: …

GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some car that's double parked and we're just waiting for the guy to pull out. CLERK: Well wait outside. This isn't a …

Dec 28, 2024 · George's frantic explanation for why he might have experienced "shrinkage" is pure gold. It's a perfect example of how George can take a simple situation and turn it into a …

Jan 18, 2023 · George Costanza walks over to the snack table as JAVIER watches him from across the room. He puts the spout in his mouth and drinks. JAVIER hurriedly comes over.

Nov 9, 1995 · George and Peterman lead a group of people down a smoke filled block. Peterman: The fire will eat up this entire block! They come upon an ATM vestibule.

George's coworker Reilly notices him stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting and remarks: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." After the meeting, …

The Phone Message: Directed by Tom Cherones. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George leaves several awkward messages on a …

May 3, 2024 · Straight from the mouth of the self-proclaimed Lord of Idiots, here are the greatest, funniest, and most meme-able George Costanza quotes from Seinfeld

Oct 16, 2024 · Running through some of his most memorable snippets of dialogue is a great way to provide a snapshot into just what makes George such a great sitcom character, even if …